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Sunday, May 14, 2006
rain, rain go away
rain is only good when you are indoors. there is nothing better than being on the sofa and watching movies as you eat icecream. especially when you consider the alternative - i am of the opinion that thunderstorms here are genetically modified - umbrellas don't help, a slight chance of rain leads to lightening storms and it is a guarantee that if you spend five minutes outside you shall be drenched beyond belief.
the one that disturbs me the most is the lightening. i swear it looks just like the one you used to see in illustrations of "childrens' bible stories" to show the wrath of God ... you'd better believe that everytime i'm out in the rain i become very afraid and start with all my hail mary's. paranoia also kicks in, because i start wondering if that little metal thingy at the top of the umbrella can really conduct electricity.
clearly, these are not times to be malicious. especially on things you know nothing of. so, my tendency to play devil's advocate led me to make a bet with sandie that i have (gasp) lost. ah well, this just proves that sports i don't really care for(basketball, baseball, american football) are the devil's work.
sandie is a die hard dallas fan. and he just kept going on and on (and on) about how they would win and i must be mavericks damu. me cos i don't care, i said san antonio would win. why? cos i said so! so we agreed that if san antonio won, sandie would do a write up on how i'm the coolest and how poorly acted, badly written and horribly translated spanish soaps are the best thing since the beginning of television. if those mavericks won, i would have to do a post on how sandie is the best and he is king. it's a sad, sad day when my beloved spanish soaps (what can i say? i have an affinity for bad t.v) won't get their day in the spot light. the score was 104-103. one measley point! aaargh.
so here goes - sandie is it. he puts the king in burger king and the emperor in the emperor's new clothes. sandie is the greatest.
(i think my blog is now forever tainted)
moving swiftly along. i don't know how this passed me by. there are actually chat rooms set up for this kinda thing! i am truly disturbed that someone would go out of their way for this. eeek! i have heard similar disturbing stories about chickens but aiyeh! i thought those were isolated incidences.
the one that disturbs me the most is the lightening. i swear it looks just like the one you used to see in illustrations of "childrens' bible stories" to show the wrath of God ... you'd better believe that everytime i'm out in the rain i become very afraid and start with all my hail mary's. paranoia also kicks in, because i start wondering if that little metal thingy at the top of the umbrella can really conduct electricity.
clearly, these are not times to be malicious. especially on things you know nothing of. so, my tendency to play devil's advocate led me to make a bet with sandie that i have (gasp) lost. ah well, this just proves that sports i don't really care for(basketball, baseball, american football) are the devil's work.
sandie is a die hard dallas fan. and he just kept going on and on (and on) about how they would win and i must be mavericks damu. me cos i don't care, i said san antonio would win. why? cos i said so! so we agreed that if san antonio won, sandie would do a write up on how i'm the coolest and how poorly acted, badly written and horribly translated spanish soaps are the best thing since the beginning of television. if those mavericks won, i would have to do a post on how sandie is the best and he is king. it's a sad, sad day when my beloved spanish soaps (what can i say? i have an affinity for bad t.v) won't get their day in the spot light. the score was 104-103. one measley point! aaargh.
so here goes - sandie is it. he puts the king in burger king and the emperor in the emperor's new clothes. sandie is the greatest.
(i think my blog is now forever tainted)
moving swiftly along. i don't know how this passed me by. there are actually chat rooms set up for this kinda thing! i am truly disturbed that someone would go out of their way for this. eeek! i have heard similar disturbing stories about chickens but aiyeh! i thought those were isolated incidences.
21 Comments:
Help! How nasty is that? Yeech
I am with you na lightening. Scares me to bits, and I definately elect to stay in my bed, trying not to shiver in my boots.
aaaaahhhhh - the thrill of victory. If I recall right there are some words missing e.g. the "has a brain the size of Kajiado" - but I'll let it go.
.....and for the record yes I do like spanish soaps.
Hiya count u too have a sista with the lightining the flash starts and am like now the wrath of God is coming..
Lovely week kasweetie and pole for the lose..
LOL you two - I see some people will go to great lengths to er....er.. what was it again - advertise their blogs...? Tihihi
As for that link,,, eeeewww some people are basically screwed (on) wrong - hmm, ati beastiality isnt a crime in Washingston State...???
lol feel you about the rain thing seeing that this whole weekend was cold, cloudy and rainy :o( it basically sucked!
OUCH! Auiii! Don't worry next year'll be better.
LOL! Now that was a bet.
i love the rain onlywhen am indoors. about he beastiality...
line them (the humans) up and shoot to kill and come up tih an animal SO bill
@ uaridi
i was so disturbed, surely its not for lack of women.
the fact that i have yet to be struck by lightening is a good thing, being in bed is most definately a good place to be.
@ sandie
be gone! the power of christ compell's you! i'll never take gambles like those, it's not good for my blog life.
@ nakeel
so sad i tell you, considering that i was so sure i wouldn't lose ...
it's good to know that i am not the only one who thinks the wrath of God is coming - damn that lightening!
@ guess
i was so absolutely sure that this was a chance to make a dude blog about something girly but where! it has so backfired, never again.
all i could think was poor horse (and chicken and dog ... apparently those happen alot too!)
@ kabinti
sing along with me now - rain rain, go away, come back another day ... would you believe it's still raining?
@ stunuh
i'm never going down that path again, believe me. i have officailly ben traumatised!
@ gish
its a nasty nasty thing, aren't there more women on earth than men? this defies comprehension!
Ah, bets are dangerous things; one always needs to be ready to pay the price.
But I love thunderstorms when I can sit on a good porch and watch the lightening and listen to the booming thunder. And then a rainbow makes a perfect finish on a summer day.
I hate RAIN I hate RAIN i hate RAIN!
the only time its acceptable is when am tucked in snuggly in bed-spidey pjs and all...warm...with cold sheets and a nice cold pillow case-THEN IT CAN rain...but when i get up it had better be sun-shiny!
W-w-hhhaatt!? bestiality is not illegal in Washington state??
You need to say a couple more hail marys for those sickos!
I thought "genetically modified thunderstorms" were the only bad thing around but these two combine so badly I will ask for ice cream & more bets b/n you & Sandman to calm my shaken spirits,lol!
I am that kid in the neighbourhood that stuck it out & chilled outdoors in rain & thunder. I love spring esp in May bcoz of afternoon naps while it's raining hailstorms the size of Tyson's gloves...then wake up & cycle 2 times down the street:)
Interesting how the bet went & what the loser gets to do. Pole sana, now are you guys also betting on who wins the playoffs?
I like posing in the digs when it rains.Either watching tv or in bed.
As for the horse humper, that serves him right!Those practices should be banned and have a heavy punishment!
I always said that what is proper in the sexual realm has to be defined within consent.
If a cat asked you for some, and you could prove it to be above the feline legal age of consent, then that intercourse isn't a crime...see?
@ tim
i have learnt my lesson, i shall only bet on things i know about.
rain storms in a big city far away from home tend to unnerve me ... somehow, it doesn't seem the same. i find myself wondering if it rained this hard or the lightening was as bad. i would give anything to be back in wide open spaces and actually enjoy the smell of rain ...
@ couch 'tato
bed - check
pj's or my own variation of those -check
cold sheets/pillow case - ai daddy, you dont get cold?
sunshine after the rain - a must!
@ akiey
icecream iliisha! me i have no self control, i have been making sundaes and milkshakes like my life depended on it. as for bets with sandman, hmm!
@ akiey5
playoffs? eh, that wasn't it? gosh darn it, i need to start googling these things, i have a feeling sandie pulled one on me
@ aco
ah, si being in bed is just the best? i hope they make it illegal, kitambo washington starts having even more people going down there to traumatise those horses and others
@ potash
what i need to know is, who decides the legal age of consent for kukus? chickens themselves? and do they have their own council or interest group? who in the hell can speak kuku-nese? lol, you are too hilarious!
R u on the West too? or on the N East coast where it was raining like hell. I think the latter.
So wassup with the dissing?
i like it raining when i am indoors and sleeping. lightening makes me shiver at the thought of being another statistic.
as for the link, its appalling that one would do such stuff and go ahead to start such a biz venture, where are the animal rights activists?
Ok I'll pay you to be more & readily available.
Deal or no Deal?
Nice weekend, love.
@ jp
aki i felt violated on behalf of the animals ... why why why?
@ bj
ai papi, i haven't lengad you. ati deal or no deal? sweetie, can you afford me ... lol! have a great weekend too
Ngai, thank the lord the mavericks won. I know I would have gotten like a thousand links to the blog praising spanish soaps. there is a God!! And that bestiality thing is just wrong, not to mention extemely messy! Poor horse. hopw they have equine therapy in Washington.
@ teddy
i had to check up the meaning for equine ... do you sit by the computer with the biggest thesaurous/dictionary ever? man! yeahm the horses need some of that ASAP.
you? complaining about the way i would have bombarded you with all that is good and riveting i.e my beloved spanish soaps? this coming from a person who used to watch "the promise" which i believe was a filipino soap?
*snort*
teehee, you know i can air your dirty laundry for all to see, right? lol x10!
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