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Friday, March 10, 2006
always coca cola
ok, i already knew that you coke use coke to cook (yum, yum) but apparently it's good for alot more. so, here is a few of the things you can do with that litre of coke you have lying around.
cleaning
-coke helps remove stains from concrete driveways
-in some states highway control carry coke in their trunks to help clean up after an accident
miscelleneous
-apparently to get rid of of chewing gum in hair you should soak the "affected" part in coke for a few minutes and (allegedly) it will wipe right off.
woiye, all those people who endured haircuts and didn't get to suggest this method of getting the big g out of their hair
-and if you have hiccups ati you gargle coke - huh?
pest control
-rats can't belch, so if you leave coke somewhere they drink it up then burst ... who in the hell cleans up afterwards?
now, onto alternate uses for ... drumroll please ... vodka!
1. killing mildew and mold.
2. great for cleaning eyeglasses, rings
3. a great disinfectant
4. it also kills weeds
5. can be used to relieve earaches
6. a few drops will keep your flowers fresher longer
so boys and girls, the moral of todays story is ... well, no moral. i'm not giving up my vodka and coke for anything. yaaaay weekend!
random things
someone sent me this link and i almost died laughing. listen until the very end, it's worth it!
cleaning
-coke helps remove stains from concrete driveways
-in some states highway control carry coke in their trunks to help clean up after an accident
miscelleneous
-apparently to get rid of of chewing gum in hair you should soak the "affected" part in coke for a few minutes and (allegedly) it will wipe right off.
woiye, all those people who endured haircuts and didn't get to suggest this method of getting the big g out of their hair
-and if you have hiccups ati you gargle coke - huh?
pest control
-rats can't belch, so if you leave coke somewhere they drink it up then burst ... who in the hell cleans up afterwards?
now, onto alternate uses for ... drumroll please ... vodka!
1. killing mildew and mold.
2. great for cleaning eyeglasses, rings
3. a great disinfectant
4. it also kills weeds
5. can be used to relieve earaches
6. a few drops will keep your flowers fresher longer
so boys and girls, the moral of todays story is ... well, no moral. i'm not giving up my vodka and coke for anything. yaaaay weekend!
random things
someone sent me this link and i almost died laughing. listen until the very end, it's worth it!
25 Comments:
It's also a great change from honey!ROTFLOL!Yeah my mum always does warm me about my coke habit.1 a day!But I tell her I use it to clean out my stomach since it is so good with stains!As for vodka and coke ewwwww!It tastes better with lime or bitter lemon.But beer rules!!!!!Yeah!!!!
that soda shall be the death of you one day, or at least guarantee you many broken hips in your old age. i have left mine for weekends only :-D
and beer is for people who want to get very full over a short period of time (there, i said it) but it is ok though.
Well seeing as I dont eat much junk and keep fit as much as possible I can allow myself that one extravagance.Also my people have the strongest bones in Kenya!LOL!Seeing as I dont put on weight easily I can have all the beer I want!Have a beer one me!Tell them Acolyte sent you!
i am the antithesis to healthy living and dening myself soda is only so that i can indulge in a multitude of sins. and ati beer on you? what's my limit? haha
hmmmmmm the Spicebear is indeed a puzzling species.I must observe the female in her natural habitat before I come to a firm conclusion!As for beers is 1 keg enough for you?
1 keg? hmm ... is there a time when i'm cut off ama i keep going? teehee. open ended offers are dangerous!
you may observe the spicebear only at your own risk. the owners of spicebear inc. will not be responsible for any liabilities resulting from trauma, damage, injury or hilarity. no refunds. (nini, this is not a free show!)
@ spicebear
how can you charge a researcher?I will be observing you for the good of mankind!Many men have tried to understand the spicebear but have instead been mauled and some have lost their lives.But if you insist National Geographic will pay!
@ strawberries
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@ strawberries
vodo and coke is just keeping it simple, hakuna maneno mengi. i heard that clip and i just couldnt shikika. and the dj's laughter is just malicious
@ aco
national geographic: spicebear edition ... oooh, i like, i like! the show is still not free though - times are hard, things are thick etcetera etcetera
I nearly pii'd in my pants. That was hilarious!
LOL..I'm fairly certain these aren't the things I should be listening to first thing Sunday morning. Thanks to you, my raisin bran crunch is all over my keyboards. And that VJ's laugh ..OMG- his poor wife.
Thanks homescience teacher thanks atleast now I know I can go to bed chewing gum and when I wake up mum wont cut my hair... lool
LOL... he he... OMG... that was tooooo sawa.... he he... Poor woman....
@ stunuh j
you and me both!!
@ medusa
hehe, that is exactly how you should start every sunday morning, but i think your keyboard would be pissed.
@ nakeel
woi, were you one of those children who fell asleep with big g in their mdomo's? pole sana ...
@ movie buff
mpaka i thought i heard wrong. the way she blamed mtv and n'sync was priceless
Hahahaha!
Wewe! That was some really funny sh*t!
ROTFL!
That woman is nutters! LOL! LOL!
About coke and vodo, I am allergic to domestic work so I wouldn't know what other good they are for. I only drink them, lakini I am with Aco on the beer thing. Beer Rocks!!
coke and vodka.........thats basically drinking a solvent cleaning fluid cum stain remover thats been used to dilute industrial strength weed killer cum disinfectant...........COOOLLL!!!! I want I want I want!!!!!!!
Aunty Mum!!
LOLOLOLOL
Gives a whole new meaning to "Have a coke and a smile" I tell you...
Vodo na coke nini?
Vodo na lime, vodo na lime!!!
@ whispering inn
the way she didn't know what heterosexual meant, woi seriously. allergic to housework? dude, i hope that your digs has clearance from the health department
@ mr teddy
i see that you are on a path of self destruction ... all i can say is no more lectures from you! i'm filing this comment away for future reference :-D
@ milo
uncle dad!! where have you been? nimekumiss sana. and you are right, vodka and lime is the absolute coolest but i couldn't find any alternative uses for lime ... any suggestions?
Imagine that link refused to work; I think my comp has a prob. Anyway will try out the coke though i am not sure it is a way of justifying the coke+vodka on your part.
How you doing lakini?
I swear I posted a comment on this - what happened to it :(
Coke has many uses, I see - I dont drink the stuff, you know as kids we were only allowed fanta? But when I went to Paris, we had the 'bottled' coke which was just like the one at home -that was cool, and cold.
your little exchange with acolyte tres interesting....
coke helps rid ur mouth off your teeth pole pole
@ shiro
pole sana. but i shall shumekia you and tell you that that link is hilarious! mean, aren't i? and as for the justification part, it depends on how you look at it!
i'm cool otherwise just maisha keeping me busy. i'm already counting the days till christmas vacation i tell you, lol
@ guess
woi, kumbe you are having beef with blogger? hope you sorted it out though.
i so miss normal coke, over here mara coca cola zero, diet coke, coca cola lime, coca cola origino ... the confusion. even fanta over here tastes different.
@ farmgal
(said in an elvis like voice) "thank you, thank you very much. we'll be here all week."
coke is lethal! still tastes good though :-D
Everyone one knows coke's only use is as a mixer with rum. As in rum and coke:)
But seriously, do people really cook with coke?
-breathing down spicebear's neck-
psssss when are you going to post again?I need a hit!
Rats cannot belch, who discovered this awesome fact?
That link is funny LOL.
if coke cleans stains, i hate to think what it does to my tummy ...
first visit, interesting blog ... have a good weekend.
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